i’m convinced if i kill enough bugs word will get around the bug community and they will all leave me alone
Death is a passionate kisser.
And I have an anxiety disorder. So i was in this class with this 7 to 10 year old kids and started feeling rough.
I told them to stay inside the class until a substitute teacher could come to take care of them, and so they did. I went to the bathroom and puked a lot and was feeling horribly bad.
When I felt rather better I went back to class to try to keep on working. But my hands started to clench in a really weird way. I felt dizzy again and started to heavily hiperventilate so bad I couldn’t move. I was afraid I would faint if I did.
So I sat down and, at this moment, all the kids were quiet and looking at me. Half curious and worried, half scared. One of them stepped closer and timidly asked me “Are you ok? Do you feel fine?”
I could barely move, so I just rose my head to look at him and said with a huge smile “Fast! Go look for help! I’m turning into Hulk!”.
They all laughed and called the school nurse and then gave me some sweets. A few of them still actually believe I’m Bruce Banner.